Monday, October 04, 2004

art teachers should smoke less pot

another day at the office.
why do art teachers always smell like whiskey or weed? its been a common enough occurance in life. they seem to get overtly enthusiatic or plain horny when talking about art. today was a prime example. we had to draw three boxes and two umbrellas. however. we had to pay particular attention to the "sensuous nature and sexy lines" of said items. sensuous!!! sexy!!!! never in my life will i hear an umbrella be referred to as sexy again. i honestly believe that the teachers of art are so pissed off that they didn't make it as artists that they all retreat to their respective cupboards, smoke some pot and then reappear to get excited over the "potential" in a piece of blank paper! all the time thinking how sad we are for nodding in an understanding way.

to make life easier i think there should be more honesty in art. that is. when something is shite it is shite. not interesting, creative or imaginative. just plain old garden variety shite. that way we can all get down to the details of how to draw. not how to spout pretentious bull for an hour when what you are looking at is a collection of lines scrawled onto a piece of paper by an escapee from the local secure unit.

still. the girl i sit next to is so very very cute.

on a brighter note. viking skull are playing in the warehouse soon. no doubt i will have something to write about after.

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